As your faithful Bad Movie guides, we hope to keep you well informed and educated as you journey into the wonderful world of bad movies. Below are a series of glossary terms and definitions which apply to many of the bad movies here at Bad Movie Knights. They will help to enrich your already awful viewing experience.

Guttenberg's Principle
The Ironside Agenda
The Quickening
The Kill Spit
The Aniston Effect
The Costner Club
Pitted or Unpitted
The Hamlin Scale
The Seagal Syntax
The Fonda Syndrome
The Caine Mutiny
Cum Sore It / Cruise Control
The Swayze Guage
Stillered
The Melmet
The Tit Counter
Beaned or Stoned
The Red Dawn School of Parenting
Biehn Screened
The Berry
Van DAMN!!
The Foxx
Hacked
Sly Sly Stallonify
Mitchell Substitution Rule
No Escape
Chuckscaping
Kneel before Zod
The Weirding Way
The Scorsese
Belushi's Relative Theory
The Jake Ryan Experience