REVIEW: Australia
Are we serious here? Australia? Holy fucking shit!
Are we that hard up for entertainment while simultaneously having run out of ideas for new films that we need to make a movie about this fucking island paradise?
Seriously?? A movie that celebrates a group of marsupial-raping rednecks whose only real claim to fame is that they weren't good enough to be English? Australia?!? A country whose only real export is a 65 year old Jew hating director that enjoys drinking and driving late night on California highways, and molesting female patrol officers upon his apprehension for the aforementioned act.
Hollywood what the fuck??
Oh and all you Naomi Watts fans out there ready to lash out because she's Aussie... go fuck yourselves! Yeah I'm back.
Hamlin Grade: 1
Timothy Dalton is the one true James Bond,
pat
Comments
Ah your rage inflames your ignorance. Island Paradise? It is a continent you Foster's hating, kangaroo beating, petrol guzzling fuck! You forget the many gifts that the land down under has bestowed upon the silver screen. Yahoo Serious, The Man From Snowy River, The Thorn-birds, and Crocodile Dundee 1,2,3, & 4. Did they make a fourth........I forget.
Posted by: Fletch | June 21, 2009 02:11 PM
finally! man you've got to review Pinata: Survival Island along with Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (starring Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas) those are can't miss.
Posted by: joey | June 21, 2009 08:40 PM
It's been a wild year, I plan on reviewing more crappy movies here, I just get off my ass and do such. Pat though has been MIA.
I think i'll review Undefeatable next...
Posted by: Ryan | June 23, 2009 11:34 PM
I know it's a continent you douche. Fletch fuck you. Ryan, suck a dick. Joey... yer cool.
Posted by: pat | June 29, 2009 09:54 PM
Leave me out of your fantasies Patty-Boy...
Posted by: Ryan | July 2, 2009 01:44 AM
Holy fucking shit this was an incredible movie. It's rare that you get a movie that's so boring, that I actually fell asleep during the trailer.
'It's a story about a land called Oz' the blonde, recently-laid looking one says in the trailer. Really? The only Oz I know of is that HBO series with the prison and the showers and the raping. Christ, no wonder that movie bombed. Next!
Posted by: Part-time Ninja | July 13, 2009 09:14 AM