REVIEW: Australia
Are we serious here? Australia? Holy fucking shit!
Are we that hard up for entertainment while simultaneously having run out of ideas for new films that we need to make a movie about this fucking island paradise?
Seriously?? A movie that celebrates a group of marsupial-raping rednecks whose only real claim to fame is that they weren't good enough to be English? Australia?!? A country whose only real export is a 65 year old Jew hating director that enjoys drinking and driving late night on California highways, and molesting female patrol officers upon his apprehension for the aforementioned act.
Hollywood what the fuck??
Oh and all you Naomi Watts fans out there ready to lash out because she's Aussie... go fuck yourselves! Yeah I'm back.
Hamlin Grade: 1
Timothy Dalton is the one true James Bond,
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