10 Worst Post-Apoclypse Movies ever made.

10.Class Of 1999 II:The Substitute- Talk about let downs, this movie is merely a second rate flick, but being that it's a sequel to one of the absurdly enjoyable post apoclypse movies and adding in the fact that it has Sasha Mitchell, a perfectly agreeable action star adapt at kicking ass, and what went wrong? By turning it into a sitcom about teachers who spent more time fucking, than our hero Sasha Mitchell does killing asshole teens. I remember being 13 and completely disappointed by this and even though it's well made, it's manages to be so damn boring it's unforgivable.

9. Warriors Of The Wasteland- It's no wonder, when considering you can share in this little adventure for only One fucking dollar! Fred Williamson is sort of a cool actor but he plays second fiddle to Timothy Brent and what makes this movie so hilariously awful is that the bad guys are homosexuals who actually rape our hero at one point. Add in the fact that the good guys are named with biblical names and you have symbolism at its most obvious. However what makes this movie so awful isn't the, ah interesting set up, is that the action sequences. Action sequences staged as if the choreographers were comatose, drunk and high at the same time. Awful to the extreme.

8. Hands Of Steel- I have a great idea, let's mix The Terminator and Mad Max. And say let's throw in some Over The Top in the mix. I'm not even kidding, 40 minutes to this atrocious movie is dedicated to arm wrestling and are we supposed to get all excited and in suspense when our put upon hero is a cyborg. Also of note is John Saxon who is given star billing on the DVD despite having like 4 minutes of screen time. Italy might have the best wines (I wouldn't know, wine is for pussies) but they have the worst movies.

7. Radioactive Dreams- No worst post-holocaust movie would be complete without a (dis)honorable mention from Albert Pyun. What makes this move so baffling is that it has mutant frogs, midget gangsters that swear a lot, Michael Dudikoff, mutants, George Kennedy and hippy cannibals and yet it's all fucking boring. Literally this movie goes nowhere for hours. Worst of all is that this meant as a comedy and hence Pyun is hopelessly in over his head.

6.The Postman- In a time where civilization has collapsed and people need a symbol of hope, the first thing I think of as hope is a post office worker. What makes said things even worse is that our postman never goes on a shooting spree, which is frankly quite the letdown. Plus it's three hours of endless Costner ego and face. Let's not even get into the fact that the thing that inspires hope among the damned in our future, isn't a cop, a soldier or even a hot chick with really big boobs, a postman.

5. Bronx Executioner- Another one of those buy for one dollar giveaways. Oh boy, where do I start with this one? Um the best actor in it is Woody Strode, the dubbing is awful, the production values worse and it's about a cop who helps good cyborgs against bad ones. No hot looking chicks and not even the Michael Dudikoff intro I was so promised, which indeed was the thing that tipped me over the edge to buy such. Also an action sequence should contain more than bad guys kicking ass on the shootout, until the hero arrives which then switches to the good guy's favor.

4. Omega Cop- Ron Marchini looks like Jeff Wincott, and of course has less acting ability and far less martial artistry skills. The only redemption from this film is Adam West's brilliant performance as Marchini's cop boss. Seems that there is a plauge going around, and the cops in the future are failing to quell gangs. Suffice to say the budget was so low, they didn't even provide bullet squibs.

3. Karate Cop-The sequel that nobody knew about, and for those who did, didn't want. Marchini returns as the last cop on earth and David Carradine appears for maybe 3 minutes (And yet still effortlessly outacts everyone!) and is of course headlined as the star. Marchini plays a cop who knows karate and of course has to protect children and not very attractive chick from mutant bikers. Acting is often hilariously awful, but what makes this one of the worst post apoclype movies, is the casting of Ron Marchini. Marchini doesn't seem to know martial arts and once again the movie didn't have blood squibs.

2. TC-2000- Matthias Hues bad guy from I Come In Peace, Blackbelt, Kickboxer 2, Mission Of Justice and No Retreat No Surrender II. Billy Blanks the Tae Bo guy from Expect No Mercy, Tough and Deadly, Bloodfist and Balance Of Power. Jalal Merhi of Tiger Claws 1-3, G.O.D, Operation Golden Phoenix and Expect To Die fame (?). Bolo Yeung of Bloodsport, Double Impact, Enter The Dragon, Legacy Of Rage and numerous Bruce Le, Bruce Li and Dragon Lee movies all joined forces in 1993 to give us, get this, a Shakespeare like martial arts fest that takes place in the future. I don't think I need to say more about this one.

1.R.O.T.O.R- This movie is so bad that it barely fits the bill as a post apoclypse movie, indeed the beginning headlines speak of how society is tearing itself apart and hence a robot was called for, but through out the movie all we see is what looks like a normal city (Dallas) and the movie itself is so badly made, that the robot in question can apparently see things he wasn't there to witness by pulling off his glasses (Indicating time travel, perhaps.) Also don't miss the scene where our idiotic robot walks through a row of chairs while our texas hero shoots literal fireballs from his colt python. Also, while using a newspaper as a weapon. ROTOR is hands down the worst post apoclypse movie ever made. It's also hands down one of the worst movies ever made and hence why it tops my list.