Media Hype...

There seems to be an unwritten rule that cause always has an effect but like most things in science it's not 100%. We like to think that every asshole who picks up a gun and shoots up his school has a seemingly believable reason (Or more likely an easy outlet to blame.) but few things have ever been as shameless as the way The Virginia Tech Massacre hyped the the killer. We learned that Cho-Seung Hoi wrote violently disgusting plays that horrified his classmates and teachers. Something so fucking intense that he was removed from his English class and privately tutored. After reading Hoi's plays, I, Chuck Bronson don't fault the teacher's decision to kick them out of class and get him a tutor. Indeed those plays were so heart wrenchingly awful and delightfully atrocious in their ineptiude that I often couldn't hold my mouth from the shock. One of this moron's play featured endless Guns and Roses lyrics (So this proves he's a psycho, he listens to Axl Rose) and the other was about a stepfather who kills his asshole stepson in self defense. In it (And this shows exactly where Hoi's complete and utter failure to pick up on a female's frame mind) the stepfather is implicated for killing his wife's first husband and his response is to ask her to do it doggy style. Remember that one guys, the next time the missus gets pissed off for killing one of her friends. It gets even worse, and I could write a thesus of what's so grotesquely awful (in its ineptitude) about it. However you would think by the press that this would make Stephen King and Clive Barker's work seem like disney pictures.

However that's not all. My favorite things about the media is the blame shot by moronic psychologists who blame the violence on the medium I so very much love. I made a career killing people who begged for mercy, Indeed my last Death Wish I forced three consecutive people in a row to beg before giving them acid bathes, a ride through a grinder and suffocating them with shrinkwrap. I knew how to kill with style it is a true pleasure I hold dear is to give anonymous bad guys a death wish that I could only grant. But enough about me, you know that, my point is that these psychologists are dangerous because they want to take away the rights you Americans hold so dear. Do you want to live in a toilet like England? Where they cut off Bruce Lee using nunchucks? I thought not. So the main question was what inspired our korean madman? Well believe it or not christian music was found on his harddrive and his last words were some incoherent bullshit about punishing them for god. But did we blame the church? Of course not. But the Washington Post ran a ridiculous article about John Woo and how the classic Hard Boiled was so stylish and bloody. (Which it is, which is why it kicks ass.) and of course Old Boy because Hoi posed with a hammer. Don't you love how this dickweeds operate?

So it is Korea and Hong Kong's fault for the violence that has affected our youth. Well at least I now know what was responsible for the numerous ninja gangs that used to hang out across highschools in the 70s after the Bruce Li craze. So it is Korea and Hong Kong cinema that is at fault and not the college who didn't kick the bastard out when he set fires on campus and stalked women, and not the faults at all of the media who hyped the Columbine massacre as if they were vampires let loose on a bloodbath, it was not at all the fact that this guy was wired wrong, it was not at all that kids were most likely pricks to the assholic lad. Not at all. At the end of the day we can all sleep a little peacefully knowing that people like this don't exist. Until they watch Korean cinema.

Of course school shootings have been going on at least one a year since 1999, and I know with all my intellegence and confidence that the pictures of showing Cho Seung Hoi pose with guns and hammers will not inspire other wackos out there. Once again, keep your kids away from Korean and Hong Kong cinema, because at best the kids end up like that deviant Ryan, and at worst like a psychothic shooter. Take heed America. And do speed!

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