If Hollywood had a cock and balls.... I assure you they would be swinging generously between the firm thighs of one Chuck Norris.

For over 30 years Mr. Norris has layed waste to countless adversaries both onscreen and off. He's stood toe to toe with Bruce Lee, kicked the shit out of David Carradine, and even trained Steve McQueen in the Art of Man. His acting ability is outdone only by the beautiful pelt that he wears across his face. The Patron Saint of Facial Hair he is. The Man's Man he is. Chuck Norris he is.

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