Lately I've been seeing more and more advertisements designed to scare the very feces from our bowels by detailing the horrors of tobacco use. My 75" high definition, wall mounted, plasma screen television is now displaying images, of singers with holes in their throats, ice sculptures with dolls suspended within them, body parts in trash cans, wind up toys, chalk outlines of bodies and so on... all in an effort to show us that smoking cigarettes is harmful. Infect Truth?

Is there anyone out there that still doesn't realize that using tobacco isn't healthy? Infect Truth? I doubt it (and if there are, I assure you that that part of the herd could use some thinning). Let's face it, your ad campaign is about 20 years too late. While you think your marketing is cutting edge, and hip, really, the message is outdated, and common knowledge. Your advertisement has the same relevance as a commercial billboard stating that Adolf Hitler wasn't fond of the Jews. Duh.

Infect Truth? You should all go back and try to find a new cause to rally behind. Have a smoke while you are at it too.

This is the word of Caine.