When an actor performs on a level so powerfully wretched that everyone surrounding him (even painfully mediocre and down-right bad actors) seems to have been touched by the Thespian Gods. I'm surprised that Oscars have not been handed out to many of Sylvester Stallone's co-stars because by comparison they look like geniuses. To put it in scientific terms, the Sly Sly Stallonify would be equivalent to a black hole. Sucking everything in its path into the unknown darkness. No, no, that's not it . . . maybe it's closer to a supernova; a brilliant ball of fusion collapsing in on itself . . . no, that's not it ether. I guess that the Sly Sly Stallonify is in itself a scientific anomaly that should be studied for who knows what damaging effects the catastrophic performances of Stallone may have on the fabric of our universe.

Fletch is a killing word!