Often when a bad movie slides across your television screen like a shit out of your ass......you are able to recover quickly, grab the remote and rapidly change the channel. However, sometimes, a bad movie, is so bad that you are unable to stop watching. This is called No Escape.

Titled after the 1994 Ray Liotta epic, No Escape is when a film is so bad, that it stuns you (for approximately 118 minutes) and forces you to watch it in it's entirety. Like viewing an accident on the side of the highway, you too will be made to slow down and visually absorb every painfully graphic detail. You will have the urge to turn off the film, the desire to switch the channel, but you will be paralyzed and unable to act. This is No Escape.

When cinema reaches new lows, and your central nervous system shuts down.....there is No Escape.

Timothy Dalton is the one true James Bond,
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