For those of you that don't know already, The Patron Saint of Bad Movie Knights, our own Harry Hamlin has resurrected himself professionally and will be appearing on ABC's Dancing with the Stars. So competitive and driven is Mr. Hamlin, that he has postponed the shooting of Clash of the Titans II : Return of the Kracken to compete in this celebrity road side disaster.

This season's dancers (much like last seasons, and the season prior to that) resemble the cast of No Retreat No Surrender, in that most, if not all, have been chewed up and spit out by Hollywood, and plunged into a life of mediocrity. I say most, because our own Mr. Hamlin is anything but forgotten, and that brings me to the culmination of this report my friends! Like most reality shows, this one requires the support of fans, throught telephone voting. I call on all of our Bad Movie Knights, to join forces and propel Harry Hamlin to the top where he belongs! Dancing with the Stars premieres tomorrow night at 8PM.

VOTE HAMLIN!

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