A breakthrough in science and technology has allowed the Bad Movie Knights to provide you with the long sought after complement to movie reviews. It is known by many names, but here it is simply called the Tit Counter! That's right folks, this little gem provides a rating scale for one of the best things about watching bad movies ....Bare Breasts! There is a long and prestigious tradition showing these magnificent mammilla in all forms of film. From goofy teenage comedies to the goriest of horror movies, women's breasts are spread across the big screen for no other reason then to celebrate their beauty!

Our mission as Knights is to protect and serve you as viewers, and for those reasons we have created the Tit Counter. Here's how it works; whenever you see this icon showing up at the bottom of a review, the Tit Counter has detected bare breasts in the film. But wait there is more!! A scaling system has been installed to inform you of what you will see.

Juggtastic: This is the Alpha and Omega! A tremendous display of tits in both quantity and quality...Breathtaking!


Chestacular: A fantastic sight to behold!


Boob-a-licious: Not so much quantity, but a masterful representation of the sublime. Usually includes some sort of lubrication (water, K-Y, mud, etc.) applied to some ravishing set!


Knockeramadingdong: An obscene amount of tits are shown. It's as right as rain!


Nipplerific: This is where we are treated to a tight shot of the girl and her bombs. May include suckling of the teat from a second party.


Nipplerific with a Twist: This is the rare occasion when the close up is so extreme, no other person's head is included in the shot.


Mamillrageous: Usually found in comedies where breasts are used as a punch line or to heighten the comedy.


Udderly Disturbing: A tit disaster caught on film in which the director has obviously lost his or her mind! Temporary blindness may occur because clothing has been removed form a chest God did not intend to be seen!

Enjoy my friends!

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