I had the misfortune of watching a bad movie starring Sean Bean followed directly by a horrendous pic that featured Sharon Stone. I posit that if one of these two shows up in a film, there's at least a 75% chance that something bad is going to happen. Even in the rare case where someone like this isn't playing a bad guy (Sean Bean in North Country for example), bad things are going to happen to those around them. From trying to kill Bond and take over the world to putting an ice pick in your lover's chest just as he climaxes to raping poor little Hobbits, there's just no telling what will happen when someone like this shows up. In effect, it ruins any chance the filmmaker has of surprising the audience. I therefore propose that in the case where a male actor appearing in a film possesses this trait we call it being Beaned whereas if a female has this trait we call it getting Stoned.

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