The Fonda Syndrome
During the twilight of his amazing movie career, Henry Fonda fell off the wagon more than once and appeared inexplicably in several bad movies. We're talking about an Oscar winner here. Henry Fonda! The man in 12 Angry Men. Henry Fonda appeared in an awful film called Tentacles, and again faced off against nature's best in The Swarm during the 1970s. Why?
Henry Fonda's family was held hostage from early 1971, till just before the dawn of 1980. During that time, the producers of Tentacles and the Swarm, forced him to play major roles in these pieces of shit, and used his name as top billing to garner more attention.
Fonda's family was promptly released following post production of The Swarm. They all live together now in the Mountains of Appalachia where they make an honest living selling refurbished Epson toner cartridges.
Timothy Dalton is the one true James Bond,
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Comments
I'm a big fan of old Hollywood and the studio system, but this guy was always overrated. Fuck Fonda and all of his offspring.
Posted by: Big Daddy Yum Yum | June 20, 2006 01:49 AM