Faster than a speeding bullet; more awkward then your drunk aunt at Thanksgiving; messier than your colon after a giant burrito; It's Tom Cruise running!

The Bad Movie Knights have been rewarded for the courage they displayed by viewing the films of Tom Cruise, with several new glossary terms. The first of which is called 'Cum Sore It.' This name was one of the many anagrams provided by our #1 BMK responder, Big Daddy Yum Yum. Mr. Yum Yum became very involved in the persecution of Cruise (see review and comments of The Firm amongst others.) But for the uninitiated, Cum Sore It, which sounds like some backwater curse, is actually an anagram for Tom Cruise.

Cum Sore It is that inescapable moment when Mr.Cruise contorts his face, places his hands in an aerodynamic karate chop position, and runs like no man that has ever run on film. In virtually every movie he has ever been in, Cruise somehow manages to convince the director to allow him to display his track and field skills. We are not sure of the long-term effects of viewing the Cum Sore It, more commonly known as Cruise Control. Studies have shown that Cruise Control has more dramatic effects on the young and the elderly. Children who have been exposed under the age of 10 have a tendency to run into inanimate objects. Ages 11- 17 refuse to take part in any activity involving running, and often turn to self prescribed medication. When the elderly are exposed, the results are drooling, followed by uncontrollable flatulence. Science is scrambling to catch up with this epidemic, and so far there are no answers. Only one thing is known, the best prevention against the Cum Sore It is to avoid Tom Cruise movies.

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