Your Knights of the Bad Movie gathered last Saturday and reviewed over 12 hours of bad cinema for our benefit and yours. How you ask? Beer and Scotch my friends. Both will make a bad movie go down smooth.

There were some issues on the table that needed to be discussed, specifically our Top Five Worst, which may be changing in the very near future because of what we saw last Saturday. Expect official word from Duges for the confirmation. In any case, here's a list of the bad movies we watched:

Troll 2
Cybernator
1990: Bronx Warriors
Hobgoblins
Spring Break Shark Attack
Dead Alive

Timothy Dalton is the one true James Bond,
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