The Seagal Syntax
This anomaly is a very close cousin to the "Pitted or Unpitted? and as far as I’m concerned the only reason why Seagal is even in movies (aside from rocking that sweet pony tail for years). And also like the “Pitted or Unpitted? is absolutely brilliant in it’s simplicity. Here’s how it works: Say “Steven Seagal", then say the word “IS" then say the title of any of his movies, that’s it your done.... “Steven Seagal IS Above the Law", “Steven Seagal IS Hard to Kill", Steven Seagal IS Marked for Death". See, brilliant!
Not only does the Seagal Syntax allow you to have an inexplicable long running movie career, but it also gets you some quality tail, like Kelly LeBrock, I mean super stud Ilan Mitchell-Smith of “Weird Science" got a piece of that before Steven, so there MUST be something to the Syntax....
You spend two minutes alone, and you feel shame