The Hamlin Scale
As you navigate BadMovieKnights.com, you will notice the following marks:
This is the Hamlin Scale. It is our method of grading the movies on BadMovieKnights.com, named after the great Harry Hamlin of Clash of the Titans fame (totally kick ass movie which has no business being on this site, however my colleague Fletch would disagree, but he's kind of an asshole). The Hamlin Scale is a simple 1 to 10 grading system. A Hamlin grade of 1, would be a truly shitty film. A Hamlin grade of 10, well, also would be a truly shitty film, but one of unmatched calibre. To date, the only Hamlin grade of 10 ever to be awarded was to Troll 2 and new arrival Cybernator.
THe Hamlin is a badge of honor. On Bad Movie Knights, Hamlin's must be earned. A bad movie with multiple Hamlin's....is worthy of your attention, and our admiration.
Harry Hamlin, Patron Saint of the bad movie. Pray for us.
Timothy Dalton is the one true James Bond,
pat
Comments
THERE'S NO GOOD REASON WHY SHARK ATTACK 3 DOESN'T HAVE 10 HAMLINS!!!!!!!
You spend two minutes alone, and you feel shame.
Duges
Posted by: Duges | May 18, 2006 03:48 PM
Have you watched Cybernator yet? When you do, you will feel shame.
Baseball still sucks.
Posted by: pat | May 18, 2006 05:27 PM
I have to heartily disagree with your assessment of "Clash of the Titans." I was a mythology geek growing up and couldn't wait to see that movie. In my many years of viewing films, only "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" was more of a let-down. This Hamlin vehicle deserves no more than one half of his head.
Posted by: Big Daddy Yum Yum | May 18, 2006 06:56 PM
Big Daddy Yum Yum, you are a moron of the first order sir. Clash of the Titans is a cinematic masterpiece!
pat
Posted by: pat | May 19, 2006 03:14 PM
Coming from the same person who calls "Clash of the Titans" a cinematic masterpiece, I'll take moron as a compliment.
Posted by: Big Daddy Yum Yum | May 19, 2006 04:35 PM
I have to agree, Clash Of The Titans, is a good movie. Plain and simple.
The only flaw, that stupid owl.
Posted by: Ryan | December 18, 2006 10:12 PM