REVIEW: JFK
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That pretty much sums up this piece of shit.
Hamlin Grade: 1
Timothy Dalton is the one true James Bond,
pat
Comments
I'm sure the inside joke is funny to the other people watching movies in your basement, but the review itself is a complete cop-out. Come on, rip away in a real review!
Posted by: Big Daddy Yum Yum | May 24, 2006 12:49 PM
Have you seen the movie BDYY?
Posted by: pat | May 24, 2006 07:48 PM
a true fucking idiot you are
Posted by: greg | May 16, 2009 10:04 PM
a true fucking idiot you are
Posted by: greg | May 16, 2009 10:04 PM
Reviews like this make this website suck even as a hilarious guilty pleasure.
Can we assume you don't even really KNOW why you think JFK sucks other than it has Kevin Costner in it?
You could have done the same review except repeat the words Kevin Costner instead of "back and to the left" and it would have been both funny and insightful.
Posted by: Trident | May 11, 2012 06:13 AM