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Pitted or Unpitted?

One afternoon many years ago, while building a log cabin in northern Montana, my colleague Pat and I took a break from our labors to reflect on an anomaly which the surroundings evoked; we questioned the Power of the Pitt!

It was as if a fog had been lifted and the moon and stars were perfectly aligned to reveal the mysteries of the Universe. We came to realize the secret success of Mr. Brad Pitt. Ready to have your hair blown back? His name can be easily inserted into the titles of the movies he has worked on. Films such as 'Legends of the Pitt,' 'The Mexapitt,' 'Seven Years in Brad Pitt,' 'Mr. And Mrs. Pitt,' 'Interview with the Pitt,' or my favorite, 'Meet Brad Pitt.' Often his name can be placed in several ways, almost as if it were a part of some grand design. 'Ocean's Pitt' or 'Pitt's 11,' 'A Pitt Runs Through It' or 'A River Runs Through Pitt,' '12 Pitts' or 'Pitt Monkeys!'

To this day Mr. Pitt is the only actor we have found to which we can apply this formula. Doesn't that make one stop and question why we are here?

Fletch is a killing word!

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How could you have missed, "Legends of the Pittfall?

"Days of Pitt" or my favorite, and a good example of Pat's body odor, "Pitts of Thunder"..... wait that was Tom Cruise, but it's still a good description of Pat's BO.....


You spend two minutes alone, and you feel shame.
Duges

You forgot:

"Across the Pitt"
"Cool Pitt" or "Pitt World"
and
"Pitt" (Snatch)

pat

"Pittafornia"


You spend two minutes alone, and you feel shame.
Duges

Oh wow! I never though of the Power of the Pitt. I add "Se7en Pitts" and "12 Pitts" (Monkeys).

Nice site. Thank you.

Cool site. Thank you.

Cool site. Thank you.

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